Publication Date: July 14, 2013
Area 102. In their secret little hole in the ground, four scientists get a sophomoric assignment that lets them know they’ve been passed over—permanently. The President wants to eliminate fingerprints? Really—hasn’t he ever heard of gloves? With their Army careers finished, and with little savings to fall back on, they decide to get even. They’ll steal an Army payroll and leave evidence of Aliens to take the blame. That’s when they do some of their best—and worst work. They’re forced to include a drunken, passed over, General along the way, just to make life interesting.